*Fairytales*

Clock is ticking, I can't hide

So where on earth is my pumpkin ride?

My foot is bleeding, I don't mind,

My glass shoes are broken, how can I survive?

What about Alice in the Wonderland or

Forever young wannabe Peter Pan?

Why Peter wanted to stay as a child?

Because if he didn't, I would've dated that guy.

"You will injure yourself with a spindle and die!"

Who the hell is gonna touch it and try?!

Sleeping Beauty in her hundred years sleep,

Did you know she snored like the Beast?

Princess Ariel, our beauty queen,

Human man, are you kidding me?

If I was the princess of the sea,

I would've chosen the hottest tail in the sea.

Snow White's stepmother, the evil Queen,

Looked like she'd used plastic surgery.

Was she really gonna saw that day,

When the mirror would spell her name?

Snow White sweet, pure and kind,

Her IQ had to be like twenty-nine.

If somebody tries to murder me once,

There's no chance I would let it happen twice.